A female TV reporter went to have an interview with a farmer
seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease.
The Lady: Good evening Sir, we are here to collect information
about the reason that causes Mad Cow Disease. Do you have any idea
what might be the reason?
The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: Do you know that the
bull fucks the cow once a year?
The Lady (getting embarrassed): Well sir, that's a new piece of
information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad
Cow Disease?
The Farmer: Well Madam, do you know that we milk the cow four
times a day?
The Lady: Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about
getting to the point?
The Farmer: I am getting to the point Madam. Just imagine, if I
was playing with your tits four times a day and fucking you once a
year, wouldn't you get mad?
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